If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
Tracks
eridick-amporna’s end-of-hiatus giveaway!!
Hey guys, it’s India! I’m giving away a bunch of things to say “thank you” to my 2,000 followers who didn’t abandon me while I was on hiatus. (I knew I’d come crawling back) I just want to give you all a great big hug. Anyone can participate, but this is happening because of all of you. ♡
Anyway… Here are the prizes!
First place:
- Sufferer necklace (or pin/keychain)
- God tier hoodie from the whatpumpkin store
- A few bottles of Ramune (it’s yummy Japanese soda)!
Second place:
- Gameboy color
- Art print from the whatpumpkin store
Runner-up:
- A pikachu plushie
- Some pocky!! (strawberry and chocolate)
RULES:
- You don’t have to be following me, but I’m really nice and follow back a lot of the time. (Plus I’ll make you a friendship bracelet and put some extra things in your package)
- Like/reblog as much as you want, but just don’t annoy your followers! (Only reblogs count)
- No giveaway blogs please, or you won’t win.
And I’ll hunt you down and shove a burning waffle iron down your throat- You have to be comfortable giving me your address/shipping info.
- I can ship anywhere now!!
- Ends August 1st (I will pick a winner at random)
I hope to make this more successful and even more fun than last time. So good luck and have a great summer!! ♡
i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much
marry that lil shit
(Source: periodandbonerstories)
if you’re gonna put music on during sex make sure it’s a live album so people clap for you every five minutes
SUGAR
HONEY
ICE
TEA
#I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE DREAMWORKS!
*sPITS DRINK*
YES HELLO 911 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKES
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”